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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Breaking Dawn Disappoints/ 3:20 PM
SPOILERS HERE.
... ._.
W T F
Disappointment #1. As expected, you get Edward And Bella banging. Oh yays. But, wth, Bella pregnant? Didn't SM confirm that all that flowed through Edward was VENOM? All other fluids were replaced by VENOM? -_-
Disappointment #2 Jacob's point of view. Progressed slowly in the middle of the book. It was just, bella's pregnant bella's pregnant bella's pregnant. oh look, sam is doing this. and then back to bella's pregnant bella's pregnant bella's pregnant....
-_-
Disappointment #3 Jacob imprints on the baby. WHAT? This is supposed to solve the love triangle? Whatttttt? What happened to this major conflict?
Disappointment #4 The Volturi. There is no FIGHT. Sure, they gathered vampires and werewolves against them. But, no. They TALK IT OUT. And Bella's power is saving them all. You think SM would add a little vulnerability to her shield to create a little action. But nooooooo. Everything is just toooo perfect. And perfection is NEVER EXCITING.
Disappointment #5 No one dies. Not even MILDY INJURED.
Disappointment #6 Happily Ever After.
Booooooooooooo.
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